How The Bombing of Africa Can Save Millions from Dying

The Great Apes of Africa are nearly extinct due to human hunters. Most of the wildlife on the African Continent is stressed. Each year more and more species are put on the endangered species list. While Americans worry about one Polar Bear species and blame it on Global Warming Africans are killing off 1000s of species and devastating the eco-system in Africa.

The Big Think Tank has looked into this problem and determined that Africans need to become farmers. In Zimbabwe, natives ran off the white farmers and killed many and squatted on their properties. The natives were upset that these farmers who worked the land and worked hard to provide the food had all the wealth. Some farmers fled and saved their lives just in time.

The natives after murdering many plantation owners and stealing their homes and land did not bother to replant the fields for the next year. Thus, today there are huge food shortages there and people are dying of starvation in Zimbabwe. Now they want the farmers who fled to come back and farm; they are not coming back. Should anyone wonder why?

The Big Think Tank has a plan to help feed millions and protect the future farms in the area. The plan is simple. First we use B-52 Bombers with 500 and 1000 lb bombs and we drop them in rows every eighth of a mile. The giant craters will make natural water retention basins to collect water after it rains. Other craters can be used as natural barriers to keep out predators (other hostile humans) trying to steal food. Inside these craters they can grow crops to feed themselves.

The food in each small crater village can be sold or traded for other food in other crater villages. Since the natives are lazy and will not plant the crops themselves, we shall have specially modified UAVs to drop seeds each Spring into the craters used for farming. This will insure that the natives can maintain their food supply even though they refuse to work.

The Big Think Tank therefore recommends the building of 2.8 Million Bombs and upgrading of the United State's Air Force B-52 Fleet. Additionally the Big Think Tank recommends that the United States Congress allocate $35 Billion Dollars to this project. This solution is sound.

I bet you think I am kidding don't you? I am not. I certainly hope this article is of interest and that is has propelled thought. The goal is simple; to help you in your quest to be the best in 2007. I thank you for reading my many articles on diverse subjects, which interest you.